Ever go to a public event and it’s so surprisingly good, you’re sure it’s only a distraction so you won’t notice your money clip just got lifted? Yeah, it’s kinda like that. Our inert, dawdling, obstinate author finally completed his third work, and we’re so dumbfounded we’re patting our backsides to make sure we haven’t […]
Read More Check your wallets, folksHere we are, back again for the booze-soaked meet and greets, cross-pollination, and bad decisions that make Las Vegas a must for our seedy little dealings. Last time we flew in at night, so all we saw was the luminous ‘Strip’. How a pilot can land in all that glare is nothing short of miraculous. […]
Read More Our First Moonbase will be a CasinoWhat are we getting good at, you may ask? Scoring trips to ultra-decent places on someone else’s dime, that’s what. This time it was down to Clearwater, Florida for a mixture of business and pleasure. The business part was mercifully brief, allowing us to appreciate the location and amenities. Sunsets on the Gulf of Mexico […]
Read More We’re getting good at this…Angry Ghosts comprised parts one and two. Black Hawks From a Blue Sun comprised part three. Now, part four can be seen in its entirety at Authonomy.com. Just click the box below. For anyone keeping up, you know that the title for our conclusion to the series has been, ah, problematic. (To say the least.) […]
Read More First Twelve chapters posted at AuthonomyC.O.P.- “As for you, Farnham, let’s keep those chapters coming. We’re starting to feel a bit…Inquisitional.”
Farnham- “You don’t scare me. I worked retail…”
C.O.P.- “We all had a job in retail once…”
Farnham- “…for thirteen years.”
(Awkward silence broken by shuffling feet.)
C.O.P.- “We’ll sing Christmas Carols.”
(Air in office occults with tangible fear)
Farnham- “That’s wanton.”
(staring contest ensues)
C.O.P- “I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum…”
(Maniacal shrieks. A door slams. MacBook start up tone sounds, followed by clacks of key strokes)
And business resumes…
Read More Happy Frakkin’ HolidaysBook 3…? Feh. Really, Farnham? You still don’t have a title for us? You wrote the whole thing out, and nothing comes to mind? Authors. Looks like once again, we’ll be coming up with the title. How about, FINALLY Someone in this Story Does the Nasty or maybe Blueskins Who Do More Than Die or even […]
Read More First Draft of “Book 3” CompleteLook. If we were great writers, we’d just do everything ourself. So the working title for Mr. Farnham’s new book is Book 3. Catchy in its honesty, neh? We knew Black Hawks was going to sting a bit with such an abrupt ending. Not to mention the fact that a LOT of you were waiting […]
Read More We’re calling it “Book 3″…Howdy from Burlington, NC! While temps in the upper 90s can be a tad oppressive, the thunderstorms have been worth it. Window rattling thunder, Emergency Alert System Warnings on the radio, golf ball hail, and end-of-the-world-style deluges…the magnificence of nature is well-demonstrated. Just don’t leave your car outside, if you can help it. Then again, […]
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